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Napoleon Bonaparte

"When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out."

Aristotle

"He who has never learned to obey
 cannot be a good commander.
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Napoleon Bonaparte

"A leader is a dealer in hope."

Benjamin Franklin

"He that cannot obey, cannot command."

Benjamin Disraeli

"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"

Confucius

"When you see a man of worth, think of how you may emulate him. When you see one who is unworthy, examine yourself."

Mal Pancoast

"The odds of hitting your target go up dramatically when you aim at it."

Dale Carnegie

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get."

Elizabeth Taylor

"Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. "

Jerry Seinfeld

"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to"

Jerry Seinfeld

"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge."

Jerry Seinfeld

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

Jerry Seinfeld

"I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?"

Albert Einstein

"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war."

Jonas Salk

"I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more."

Norman Vincent Peale

"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that."

Zig Ziglar

"Duty makes us do things well, but love makes us do them beautifully."

Tom Lehrer

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."

Napoleon Bonaparte

"Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets."

Abraham Lincoln

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

Abraham Lincoln

“The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.”

Jerry Seinfeld

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”

Warren Buffet

"Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago."

Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

Erica Jong

"And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more."

Albert Einstein

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

Confucius

"Ability will never catch up with the demand for it."

Sam Ewing

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about."

Dalai Lama

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible."

Homer Simpson

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

Winston Churchill

"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others."

John Lennon

"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality."